Shouldn't a football team have an indtimidating name?? Just to feel tough? Oilers, what do oilers do? Saints, maybe teams should be scared to go up against God and his friends.
Cardinals, Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks, Falcons? Why birds??? If you're going to go animallike, how about elephants?? Sharks?? Wouldn't want to cross them. Then we have Packers, ??? what???Are they packing something up there? boxes or guns? Dolphins, gotta say they are like the sweetest fish in the sea. Where is the scare factor there? Bucs and Colts, aren't they the little versions of big? 49'ners? Don't get that at all. Chiefs and Patriots well, at least we can respect them.
While we are at it, what is with all the bald kickers out there? Is this a requirement or just a pledge they take?
Next, the Manning commercials, ugh
